Adult Content Warning The Simple Facts For You Morons

1. The site is called Heavy Cream
If you think we're talking about coffee you're just plain stupid.

2. The site is a personal blog
We are people who blog about all aspects of our lives, personalities, and interests.

3. This site contains some adult content
We are ADULTS.

4. This site contains other non-adult content
We have OTHER interests.

Grow Up, People *yawn*

This site contains a mix of various kinds of material because people, as a general rule, have varied interests. If we wanted to build a site that was just about porn, we would. Do we spend our days sitting around watching endless loops of porn? No, we don't. Do we occasionally enjoy some horrible hentai manga? Yes, we do. Do we also drink tea? Yes, we love tea. Do we sometimes drink tea WHILE watching porn. Certainly! If we choose to review some delicious tea on one post and some crazy porn in another post you are not required to read both. Since we assume you have a BRAIN THAT WORKS in your head, we are also assuming you know how to click on the links you WANT TO READ and to not click on the links you DON'T. We are going to also assume that if you came here to watch our video rant on the "Pretty Little Liars" teen television drama, you're probably not going to find your way into the "Horrible Porn Thing Of The Week" section BY ACCIDENT. It would take some effort and some curiosity for you to find and then click on those links. There's no "WHOOPS" factor here.

So, consider yourself warned.

*gasp* There's some adult content here. *shock* Some of it may not be appropriate for mormons or people who don't watch the news, read newspapers, or watch teen melodrama featuring incest, homosexuals, and teachers sleeping with students.

Can You Handle That?

If not, here's some sites that will probably be more appropriate for you.

If you CAN handle it ...

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